FAREWELL TO SMERSH

• Document Type: CREST
• Collection: General CIA Records
• Document Number (FOIA) /ESDN (CREST): CIA-RDP75-00149R000100430020-5
• Release Decision: RIPPUB
• Original Classification: K
• Document Page Count: 1
• Document Creation Date: November 16, 2016
• Document Release Date: May 4, 2000
• Sequence Number: 20
• Publication Date: October 14, 1963
• Content Type: NSPR

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Farewell to SMMH
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Alas .
Alas, the orient. Express and ;'.he
Simplon : Tunnell miwts
Not so Tong ago these were sy
hor-
of the intrigue, the terror anda thef -
ror that marked the every-day i Of
the international spY? Now they lie
aruins, demolished by the disintegration
gun of reality. chew up
For no longer need the Slay papers.
and swallow the incriminating PaP
No: longer heed he. grit his teeth and in
white-faced anguish endure the torture
of the red hot needle pushed slowly,
,under his nails.
No, friends, these are more humane,
times, and the fringe benefits which.
brighten the lives.of ordinary
have come also, in some measure, to
'the w o r k.e it s in Mr. Bond's hated
SMERSH and our own beloved CIA.
Today, when captured in flagrante
delicto, the spy need only smile pleas-
antly, confess' All, and wait patiently;
for Washington andMoscow to arrange,
(as ? they did. last week for the ump-,
teenth time) an . exchange of prisoners.A.
be
So farewell, _ James Bond. Peace
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And we hope also that y exchan
t of, the Soviet industrial complex. ~~
the members of your brotherhood are omplex. owi
nearing the age.-of is hapRetirement, i-Urals for an American p $
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rules; we fear it will lead sporty to a1f Today the spy 11C1A ~~"' ~.. r
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total abolishment of your calling- g,, ted prisoner of war.- Many of the better college football(I will vanish. No doubt society 'will be
better `;.
coaches. find that they save time for his going, but sometimes
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sending seout scouso_ne, ments of information. Surely the wise;
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and economy.minded statesmen in t
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