SPY JINKS

• Document Type: CREST
• Collection: General CIA Records
• Document Number (FOIA) /ESDN (CREST): CIA-RDP75-00149R000800050009-3
• Release Decision: RIPPUB
• Original Classification: K
• Document Page Count: 1
• Document Creation Date: December 9, 2016
• Document Release Date: July 18, 2000
• Sequence Number: 9
• Content Type: NSPR

Release 2001/07/
The Scene: The Kremlin
The Time. The Present
The chairman enters, glowering. As his aides
get to thc;r feet, he waves them back to their
seats.
"Well, comrades, I see that the trip to Stock-
holm is off--again. Every time I am about to go
to some Interesting cc,untry, another ore of our
agents is caught and my trip is postponed. Am
I never to go anywhere except East Berlin?"
The other me rr:aars of the Presidium maintain
tight silence.
"Per balls the ..'.sinister for External Security
could tel us what tiis Swede, this- Col. Wen-
nerstr('r, Sound out. 1;tat was so valuable?"
Cor4scle Vrunk, a veteran of the NKVD, the
OGPU,;.he MVD, ribs bald head glittering under
the lit its, leans forward slightly and makes
his rc+ )rt.
"D1 ay valuablo photographs of the B-47?" the
Chaff an liari'umpli%. "Comrade, the next war
Is ni koing lobe fought with 13.47s. The Ameri-
ean.x tbi' already phasing them out of their Air
Fore. What else did this Swede of yours find
ot,t pushing about America snapping his little
s r, v t r?amer'tt?"
at 1, an itr^ui: a of C?1. \Ve:u?"stro-n's work at
tall,; A uin he is in-
iitl'aph.'.
hav(- pb Y'.QUSiy- been
1,:.}tng rlhi i;Ian th(w ;w(is nl gold rubles for
I -ling (is Arrierieat:;. are
o ill 'eo .'bull in i e- Ai>' . ' ioit' riisa.rnianlerit
;1 ; n i4 ed r,ay r?i i (-all is e;ptana,,,.I
.,r. ?i.:ne, i'on-
'itt ., , . Lnt' I. le!
~nda;:. e, ., n, `pack into:cc : 'A
-.,oublc
in the :fiddle East? It was had enough tea find
jobs for Burgess and Maclean. but now thl- man
Philby turns up. Soon we wi:l hay: ' nian*? long
memos that nobody has time ta? . 1 about Turks
,:?'ni 1:vc r~;ui(
and Kurds and Ttaathi;ts and
know: there is no suzh thin;; is an Arab exrert.
Studyint the Arabs is just n wire of the c'.in:ish
--like drinking tea or playing cricket.
"I tell you, Comrades. we ,cannot tolerate much
more of this. 'I e must have it complete ban on
British agents. Anyone touttit *iiiltk of hiring
at,v!thi i?'r:glishrpart- male nair, or :3?ab--
wi!l t, -v ;it to the virgin lant' p^r; im. I chat
10! 't !' inPn ar(?tuttt the bah c r..,i rd ' l..nllly.
Now on to sei?io!'. , .,'iJ^+~. ita.e W'
li'',rl,1 uit 9.nylhing ,or-, n`; ii i.
NPW