A FEW CANDIDATES FOR LETTERS OF MARQUE

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CIA-RDP75-00001R000200350022-4
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November 24, 1998
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July 30, 1958
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NEW YORK (N. Y.) JUL 3 0 1958 WORLD-TELEGRAM and surApproved For Release 1999/09/07 CIA-RDP75-0 Circ.: e. 454,137 Front Edit % Other Page ?ago Page Date: UL 30 i4*R few Candidcif~s: For Letters ar ue, . of, M q BY ROBERT C. RUARIG_ A few, days ago a fellow by "` I hope Mr. Munson isn't toe Keep' that an - }t'd ftbm 7 s;.,. buzzing Mr `? Joseph Rink reprisal: I n 4 1rntohis table of organization ? vend ibutpf to ththe e mgt times n e t e f f e c t a u there' k d g y name e z s . (such a nett I7 , . 3 'cTo eph Simsealchi - not nn > machine, get that bloody bird ;right to opert9iim- Otherwise, take me to ,our !ate p r e t t y' t oThe very second Joe steps n leatlexL m u c h a s a outside there's this bird buzjj. pirate. ri `zing him, 'It doesn't hate any Munson evi- s a~ Joseph one else in his family . ,dently has no Robert C. Ruark I such designs but what he has no known enemies except wants to do is `interesting. this bird: !The man has the idea that What pleases me is that 'the United States government Joseph S i n i s c a,l c h i is not has fallen on its face where spilfed. Said he: "It made me + American prisoners are con mad- for a while. I guess it's ceriied-Cuba, for a starter= _a friend now. I think I'd miss tin and figures the next time it it if it didn't show up." A man happens, he can tool in there with a heart 'of oak. with a helicopter and. a few hardy souls armed with ping- Now if Mr. Munson isn't pong paddles and spring .a pleased with this starter ,3 few fellow citizens loose. propose the names of three This ;doesn't' sound like a' lawyers who represented the scheme that would meet with 'Teamsters in their efforts to great approval by the various' , boo ou Jimmy Hoffa. They Iife insurance companies, but out for a small fee of only Mr. Munson-love the name $350,000 and just won a law- Lyle for an adventurer, by the suit which pared this down sway-has 'received hundretls to a lousy $210,000. Good solid of phone calls from volun- men. teers. Well, don't think nit's And if all else 'falls the the heat that got-to-Munson Navy has developed- a, ma- `because' he ?appeafs to be hi t n l ~ th c earn ne a ca ? ,. well-grounded in the ' cloak. I am not t e r r i b l y clear and-dagger stuff since he about how this rxi a c li i n e served. in both the OSS and works but it seems to have a !CIA, braIn that actually learns as time goes by and doesn't need One volunteer he ain t going -a faint fumbling hand of man to get is a burglar who broke to help it. The story says 'U .1 fznto a home in Yonkers- holds promise of being able twhat are Yonkers?-and got, to read; write and talk and scared off by a lady who even to produce'it?elf it given; ,threw a pillow at him. They, the necessary tools." This the ;;7 u s t ain't making house- Navy says., breakers the way they used Well I. have a suggestidn. to. Built-in obsolescence. - No T. Navy should really crash. sooner do you get your new burglar well?broken than program ? this . machine so we Fthey come out' 'a new can bail out some citizens', ,model. You want to go around Stop the killing in the ,Middle with last year's burglar and East, cure cancer, knock off heart trouble and last but nOjt and have all of your nelghbers lgastly anportant ?ooking down thbir noses at you. Approved'For Release 1999/09/07 : CIA-RDP75-00001 R000 FOIAb3b CPYRGHT 00350022-4